Coffee!

The Muslim goes up the stairs and Moses greets him. The Muslim says,
"It's an honor to meet you, Moses. But I'm a Muslim and I'd like to
meet Mohammad." Moses says, "No problem. Just go up those stairs
right there." The Muslim goes up the stairs and finds himself in God's
office. The Muslim says to God "God, it's an ...honor to meet you. I'm a
Muslim. Is there any chance I can meet him?" God says, "You'll meet
him shortly. In the meantime, would you like something to drink?" The
Muslim says, "A coffee would be nice!" And God says, "Hey Mohammed!!! Two coffees!!!!"