Blog post #10.

Wow, am I ever slack......
And this time all you get is a joke. Yup, I suck.

Little Johnny came into the kitchen, where his father was making a sandwich and said "Grandma's got a shrimp!" His dad, a little confused, said "what are you talking about, Johnny?" Little Johnny replied "Grandma's in the living room, and she's got herself a shrimp!" His father even more befuddled says to Johnny "I have no idea what you are talking about, you are going to have to show me..." So Little Johnny takes his father by the hand and off they go into the living room. There is Grandma, fallen asleep on the couch, and somehow her dress has pulled up over her waist. Little Johnny points to Grandma's 'nether region' and says to Dad, "look right there, Grandma has a shrimp!" His father shakes his head. He says to Johnny, "Little Johnny, I know we havent had the 'birds and the bees' talk yet,we will soon, I promise.... but that is not a shrimp. That is Grandmas vagina. "Little Johnny shrugs his shoulders and says back to his Dad, "Call it what you like, it still tastes like shrimp!"