Fuckin snow......

Ok. This won't be entirely about snow, although snow will be mentioned. Actually, I'm probably gonna curse and swear about it. I hate snow. Hate it with a passion. If I never see another flake of that shit it will be too soon. Yesterdays storm we got, roughly, 13 - 15 inches. The storm before that was near 12 inches. The one before that was around 13 inches. And I haven't even gone back as far as January yet, let alone December. That's right. More than 3 feet of snow this month alone. The snow banks, at both ends of my driveway, are 6 feet tall. The one at the back of the yard is also 5 feet deep (from front to back) and 10 feet long (left to right). I'm pretty sure that one more storm will cause my shoulder joints to revolt and leave without me. Shoveling = pain. It fuckin sucks. It wouldn't be so bad if we hadn't been getting a storm every week and a half since December dumping a foot of the shit at a time. On top of that, half the time the snow changed to rain at the tail end and then the air got bitter cold. Meaning the top inch and a half of what should have been wet heavy snow was actually ice on top of the wet heavy snow. That makes it that much more fun to shovel. (Could you taste the sarcasm there?) So far this winter I've also gone through 200lbs of salt and four 5 gallon buckets full of salt/sand mix trying to keep the ice out of my driveway and off of my stairs. This shit had better end soon. I told a friend of mine, the other day, that I'm gonna find a place where the temperature never gets above 15 celcius (59 fehrenheti), it never ever snows (NEVER SNOWS!) and there are always naked Hawaiian Tropic models just laying around. I'm gonna move there and never have to shovel snow again...... and likely spend a lot of time masturbating......

Speaking of crusty nut stains; I know there a few of you, out there, who have likely looked me up in search of information on a dear friend of mine. The info you're looking for can be found in the comments of the post below this one. Now that you have what you came for, fuck off. You're kind ain't welcome `round these parts.